And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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