love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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