Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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