just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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