i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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