were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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