Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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