he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wish you could order shots online.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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