TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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