I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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