Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
