I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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