is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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