He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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