im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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