I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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