I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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