I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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