So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So I just went to clothing optional bar
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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