Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
