I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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