I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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