I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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