Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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