so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
third nipple confirmed
Brb crying the tears of my youth
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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