West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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