I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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