You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
