Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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