yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Every concussion has its silver lining
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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