Fuck appropriateness.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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