I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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