is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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