I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sext me about skeletons
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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