the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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