I smell stomach acid.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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