oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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