Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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