so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
