there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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