can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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