Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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