she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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