So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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