I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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