Christians are straight up FREAKS
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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