He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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