If i could tip my vagina, i would.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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