youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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