Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Oh Jesus.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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