I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
