Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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