I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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