I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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