somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
we should paint friendship bongs
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