if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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