Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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