O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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